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The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

A wise man once told me, no matter how HOT she is, somebody somewhere is sick of her.

The advantage of growing up with siblings is that you become very good at fractions.

What is the use of being in a relationship without cheating , I mean like dating is a game and every game has its cheats.

I am always happy, because whenever I am sad I just know that somewhere, somehow, there is a person who is PUSHING a door that says PULL.

I might be odd amongst them like a gold tooth,but like a gold tooth, I shine most.

Women are like telephones; They like to be held and talked to, but if you push the wrong buttons you might get disconnected!

I'll pray for patience, because if I pray for strength, I may throw you out the window!

Hey Google, why don't you sit next to me during my exam?

The key that opens your heart indeed is the key that closes your brain!

I want someone to look at me, the way that I look at Chocolate Cake.

A genius sometimes can not answer a simple question asked by a stupid person.

Don't like my sarcasm ? Well I don't like your stupidity.

It's funny how the people who know the least about you, always have the most to say.

No, I am not single. I am in a long distance relationship because my boyfriend lives in the FUTURE.

When life gives you lemons, find someone who has vodka and throw a party.

No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.

Most of the time... when you're crying, nobody notices your tears. Most of the time... when you're worried, nobody feels your pain. Most of the time... when you're happy, nobody sees your smile. But when you fart just one time...

I'm really good at keeping secrets because five minutes later I forget what you told me because I don't care.

Dating an ex is the equivalent of failing a test you already had the answers to.

Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you'll find a brain back there.

The only advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.

I don't hate you I'm just not necessarily excited about your existence.

Some girls must get so exhausted putting makeup on two faces every morning.

Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is understanding the other person is a complete idiot.

If someone throws a stone at you. Throw a flower at them. But remember to throw the flower pot with it.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Newtons third law of love: For every Idiot, there is an equal and opposite Gender Idiot!

Laughter is the best medicine. But if you're laughing without any reason, you need medicine.

Today is April Fools' Day. Believe nothing and trust no one... Just like any other day.

True friends do not judge each other, they judge people together.

Facebook should have a limit on how many times a relationship status can be change ... after 3 times it should be change default to UNSTABLE!

They say that nobody is perfect, then they say that practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds.

Good girls are found in every corner of earth. But unfortunately earth is round.

A good friend never lets you do stupid things alone but a best friend never does any stupid thing alone.

When karma finally hits you in the face, I will be there, just incase it needs some help.

Fathers should teach their sons how to earn money because mothers teach their daughters how to spend it.

Dear alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer... I saw the video... we need to talk.

Funny Sayings And Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog For Kids About Girls

Funny Sayings And Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog For Kids About Girls

 

Funny Sayings And Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog For Kids About Girls

Funny Sayings And Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog For Kids About Girls

Funny Sayings And Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog For Kids About Girls

Funny Sayings And Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog For Kids About Girls

Funny Sayings And Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog For Kids About Girls

Funny Sayings And Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog For Kids About Girls

Funny Sayings And Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog For Kids About Girls

Funny Sayings And Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog For Kids About Girls

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