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What's so great about working with really funny women is that vanity comes second. Whatever makes it real and funny, they're going to go for, and it's just great.

For years, it's driven me crazy that women don't have better roles, especially in comedies. I know so many funny women but I always felt...misogynist streak is too strong a term, but a dismissiveness.

Women are good for 70 things, sandwiches and 69.

There's definitely a difference with men and women in comedy. If you wrote a list of the last 20 comedies in the past four years, a lot of them are based on a male character. That's just kind of way that it is. There are some movies that break the mold, but for the most part women in comedies play that lesser role. I think that's changing, and I think that's great thing. There are so many funny women out there.

Women drivers are like stars in the sky. You can see them, but they can't see you.

Women are deep beautiful blue oceans and once a month its Shark week!

Spent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept crashing.

If the world were ruled by women then there would be no war...just couple of nations not talking with each other.

To generalize on women is dangerous. To specialize on them is infinitely worse.

I hate women because they always know where things are.

Women are scientifically proven to be right even when they are wrong.

A woman is like a tea bag. She only knows her strength when put in hot water.

What is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing.

Women make me happy. Once accepting that I will never be able to understand them makes me more happier.

A woman knows how to keep quiet when she is in the right, whereas a man, when he is in the right, will keep on talking.

There are two ways to rule a women and nobody knows them...

I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships.

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

I listen like mad to any conversation taking place next to me just trying to hear why this is funny. Women's restrooms are especially great. I wash my hands twice waiting for people to come in and start talking.

A woman knows she's wearing the right dress, when her man wants to take it off.

A girl phoned me the other day and said ... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.

Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and three dollar pantyhose that won't run.

A woman's guess is much more accurate than a man's certainty.

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one.

What would bug a guy from the Taliban more than seeing a gay woman in a suit surrounded by Jews?

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

Man has will, but woman has her way.

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.

What a strange thing man is; and what a stranger thing woman.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

From birth to 18 a girl needs good parents; from 18 to 35, she needs good looks. From 35 to 55, good personality. From 55 on, she needs good cash. I'm saving my money.

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that.

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often.

At 38 years, I finally got me the woman that said those six words I wanted all my life to hear: 'My dad owns a liquor store.'

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.

Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women very happy?

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