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Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do except study for that instructor's course.

When reviewing your notes before an exam, the most important will be illegible.

Study is the bane of childhood, the oil of youth, the indulgence of adulthood, and a restorative in old age...

Those who do not study are only cattle dressed up in mens clothes.

Yes I'm a bum. But I'm a Harvard bum. 'With Honors'

Studying expands knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts, corruption is a crime, crime doesnt pay. Why study?

Study without thought is vain: thought without study is dangerous.

Studying. Notice how they conveniently put "DYING" at the end of this word.

Some people call it a learning curve, I call it going in circles. Attempting to study...

Father: Why did you get such a low score in that exam?
Son: Absence!
Father: You were absent on the day of the exam?
Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!

Pupil: Great news, teacher says we have an exam today come rain or shine.
Classmate: So what's so great about that ?
Pupil: It's snowing outside !

A blonde reported for her university final examination that consists of "yes/no" type questions.

She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the questions for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet, "Yes" for Heads and "No" for Tails. Within half-an-hour she is all done where as the rest of the class is sweating it out.

During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing the coin, muttering and sweating.

The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and says, "What is going on?"

"I finished the exam in half-an-hour. But I'm rechecking my answers."

A police recruit was asked during the exam, 'What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?' He answered, 'Call for backup.'

ON A CHEMISTRY EXAM at Midpark High School in Middleburg Heights, Ohio, one question concerned how to clean the floor after a chemical-powder spill. In detail, I described the liquid I would combine with the powder in order to dissolve it with chemical bonding and electron transfer. I was pleased with my grasp of molecular structure until the exams were handed back. Our teacher asked another student to read her answer. She suggested a broom and a dustpan to sweep up the spill -- and got full credit.

What is a Teacher???

Who teaches us making plain rice in class AND

Expects from us to cook biryani in exams!!!

Thousand words of any teacher does not hurt much..
But the silence of a friend in the examination hall brings tears to the eyes..!

Upcoming Horror Movies for Students

*Exam Ka Khouf
*Tarapta Student
*Shaitani Books
*Result Wala Jin
*Neend Ki Mout
*Pyasa Examiner
*Ssshhh Result Ane Wala Hai.

Take chit in exam, scratch & show it to the nearest teacher, and win a free trip to Principal's office, and enjow 1year holiday at home.. Hurry!!! Offer valid during exams only.

"This paper is too easy for me. How could the examiner make such easy paper. I'll give him another chance to challenge me"

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