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Sorry shoppers on Black Friday will block and tackle better than your football team on Thanksgiving.

Black Friday: Because only in America, people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.

RicoFriday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my coworkers with a keyboard.

james_johnsonIf my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn't want me here either.

Good morning everybody. Happy Friday! On a scale of 1 to Rebecca Black, how much do you love Friday?

Best thing about Friday is telling my coworkers 'What is the chip-shop owner's favorite day? Fry-day!!!!' One day they will laugh. One day...

I would like to thank God and Ice Cube for Friday....

It's Friday...any plan of being a productive member of society is officially thrown out the window.

Thank God it's Friday, because I HATE my damn co-workers.

Hmmm... who should I stalk on Facebook now?

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a workstation ... and today is when it stops!

Though I have the desire and goal for sweeping and vacuuming the floors, it would require me to clean up everything on the floor first.

The funniest things keep happening to me on Fridays... I misplace my energy when the sun comes up and I always seem to find it when the sun goes down..., I think I have it all backwards...! Friday is funny! LOL!

I am seriously having a very very lazy day today... It's Friday and my butt just doesn't want to move at all ...

It is bad luck to fall out of a thirteenth story window on Friday.

The scale and I are finally at peace with each other and it has nothing to do with food.

It's going to be a fantastic day (just as soon as I get some caffeine in me!!)

There will be a rain dance Friday night, weather permitting!

Youth is like a long weekend on Friday night. Middle age is like a long weekend on Monday afternoon.

People are surprised at how down-to-earth I am. I like to stay home on Friday nights and listen to 'The Art of Happiness' by the Dalai Lama.

Contrary to what the fans may think, you don't just show up, wear a striped shirt and a whistle on Friday night.

Friday night is our date night. We really carve out time for each other.

Fridays are not 'pants optional'.

I think we're seeing in working mothers a change from 'Thank God it's Friday' to 'Thank God it's Monday.' If any working mother has not experienced that feeling, her children are not adolescent.

Not for nothing is their motto TGIF - 'Thank God It's Friday.' They live for the weekends, when they can go do what they really want to do.

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music, and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

Only Robinson Crusoe had everything done by Friday.

Make each day of the week like Friday and your life will take on new enthusiasm.

I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday.

If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.

Joey: You can't have Thanksgiving without turkey. That's like Fourth of July without apple pie, or Friday with no two pizzas.

Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them.

Make a Friday a day to celebrate work well done that you can be proud of knowing that you just didn't put in time to the next pay check.

Your hair may be brushed, but your mind's untidy. You've had about seven hours of sleep since Friday. No wonder you feel that lost sensation. You're sunk from a riot of relaxation.

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