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They say that life is too short, I just wonder who took the measurements.

RoshaniThe trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

ThewomenizerA wise man once told me, no matter how HOT she is, somebody somewhere is sick of her.

RoshaniThe advantage of growing up with siblings is that you become very good at fractions.

kaygeebenettWhat is the use of being in a relationship without cheating , I mean like dating is a game and every game has its cheats.

kaygeebenettI am always happy, because whenever I am sad I just know that somewhere, somehow, there is a person who is PUSHING a door that says PULL.

I might be odd amongst them like a gold tooth,but like a gold tooth, I shine most.

OswaldWomen are like telephones; They like to be held and talked to, but if you push the wrong buttons you might get disconnected!

I'll pray for patience, because if I pray for strength, I may throw you out the window!

k.aquino20Hey Google, why don't you sit next to me during my exam?

The key that opens your heart indeed is the key that closes your brain!

Garth_RogersI want someone to look at me, the way that I look at Chocolate Cake.

 genius sometimes can not answer a simple question asked by a stupid person.

Don't like my sarcasm ? Well I don't like your stupidity.

CurrencyGeorge_BIt's funny how the people who know the least about you, always have the most to say.

 I am not single. I am in a long distance relationship because my boyfriend lives in the FUTURE.

Charith_neroWhen life gives you lemons, find someone who has vodka and throw a party.

CARAMELNo matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.

Most of the time... when you're crying, nobody notices your tears. Most of the time... when you're worried, nobody feels your pain. Most of the time... when you're happy, nobody sees your smile. But when you fart just one time...

I'm really good at keeping secrets because five minutes later I forget what you told me because I don't care.

Dating an ex is the equivalent of failing a test you already had the answers to.

ActualcolaThe awkward moment when you're just being nice and the person thinks you're flirting with them.

Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you'll find a brain back there.

The only advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.

I don't hate you I'm just not necessarily excited about your existence.


(:Some girls must get so exhausted putting makeup on two faces every morning.

Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is understanding the other person is a complete idiot.

If someone throws a stone at you. Throw a flower at them. But remember to throw the flower pot with it.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Funny Quotes Sayings Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog For Kids About Girls

Funny Quotes Sayings Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog For Kids About Girls

Funny Quotes Sayings Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog For Kids About Girls

Funny Quotes Sayings Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog For Kids About Girls

Funny Quotes Sayings Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog For Kids About Girls

Funny Quotes Sayings Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog For Kids About Girls

Funny Quotes Sayings Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog For Kids About Girls

Funny Quotes Sayings Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog For Kids About Girls

Funny Quotes Sayings Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog For Kids About Girls

Funny Quotes Sayings Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog For Kids About Girls

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